This week Lauren dishes on everything she will and won’t do (it’s more won’t)
Also, lots of talk in the chat room about her boobs…
This show was CRAZY!!!
Special guest co-host REGGIE SWEETPUSS…Nasty Nikki in labor…Rory caught bating…Bad lube…More Gayness…Whay guys really mean…Comedian Josh Goguen and More!!!
Plus…what’s up with Rory and “The Time Traveler’s Wife”???
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ON THIS WEEK’S SHOW IT WAS RORY’S BIRTHDAY!
How did he celebrate???
Well…he got into a HUGE fight with Lauren, saw “The Time Traveler’s Wife” by himself, put a booger in Lauren’s soda and cried.
Also on the show…NASTY NIKKI ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH…RORY’S COLLEGE ROOMMATE CALLS IN AND DISCUSSES RORY PEEING ON HIS DESK…AUTHOR ANNIE BROWN TALKS ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH HER HUSBAND FOR 101 STRAIGHT DAYS…THE NEW BABY CONTINUES TO INTERRUPT THE SHOW AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
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OUR 1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW MAY HAVE BEEN ONE OF OUR BEST EVER…FEATURING A COUNTDOWN OF THE TOP TEN MOMENTS ON THE SHOW FROM THIS PAST YEAR!!!
-AWESOME GUESTS!
-BIG SURPRISES!
-SHOCKING REVELATIONS!
-NO COMMERCIALS!
SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY…GREG LOUGANIS…JULIE HART…CHRIS KANYON…KERRY COHEN…RORY’S MOM…SCOTT OSEYCHIK…AND MORE!!!
If you listen to just one of our shows, this is the one to hear!!!
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Lauren finally returns and she brings the new baby with her…live in the studio! Hear our new kid gurgle throughout the show!
On this week’s show…the Grand Finale of the “Battle of the Bros”…Trina Michaels…Lauren upset with Rory’s Mom…Anal Bleeding…Lauren smells Nasty Nikki’s panties…Rory almost kills the new baby…Just the tip…Emails…and More!!!
***UPDATE-OUR 1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW IS SUNDAY, AUGUST 9TH…TONS OF SURPRISES PLANNED! WE EVEN GOT A BABYSITTER!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, our shows have been sporadic lately…we’re just trying to stay alive. Hopefully, after August 9th we’ll be back to a weekly basis. Thanks for sticking with us!
We’re counting down the best moments on the show in the past year…what was your favorite moment???
Also, we’ll be announcing our celebrity guest of the year…who was your favorite? Dave Coulier? Air Force Amy? Greg Louganis? Carrot Top?
Email us and let us know what you think!
Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com
We appreciate feedback…Thanks!
Well…they’re not dangling babies over ledges like Michael Jackson (R.I.P.), but Rory may be close to jumping off a cliff!
Unholy Matrimony finally returns…but with no Lauren…however, her best friend Nasty Nikki fills in!!
On this week’s show…TONS of baby talk…bad hormones…big dumpers…fitness advice…Rory is still a jerk…Michael Jackson talk…Chelsea Handler and More!
Plus baby and fitness experts Cathy Moxley www.busymomsolutions.com and La Reine Chabut www.losethatbabyfat.com provide Rory some tips on how to stop being such a jackass…Good Luck!
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Well, pretty much just Lauren and the baby…Rory feels great!!!
We make our triumphant return live this Sunday, July 5th at 9:00 PM EST.
Tune in live to watch on www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com
We’ll be discussing all kinds of baby stuff, a possible divorce and the argument on circumcision.
The new podcast should be posted on July 6th
See you then!
Well, it finally happened…Lauren popped our son out!
Tyler Dylan Karpf was born on Thursday, June 11th at 11:50 AM.
He is named after Tyler Durden and Dylan Mckay, respectively.
Mom and baby are now home and everyone is trying to adjust. We will be taking a 4-week hiatus from the show and will return (hopefully):
UPDATED: Sunday, July 5th at 9:00 PM EST
In the interim, we’re hoping to upgrade our chat service so we’ll have less crashing during our live show. We also have our 1-year anniversary of being on the air coming up this summer…it will be a 3-hour spectacular so look forward to that!
Thanks to everyone for their well wishes, we really appreciate it.
Now here are some pics to gross you out…
The C-Section:
The Placenta:
Rory asleep afterwards:
This week…LAUREN GOES INTO LABOR LIVE ON THE AIR…AND RORY CONTINUES!!!!!! How could this be???? Tune in as this must be heard to be believed!
Also on the show…Reggie Sweetpuss returns, Exclusive interview with Lauren’s Fetus, Comedian Heath Hyche from “Last Comic Standing”, Review of “The Hangover”, Josh and Jenny Goguen, Richard Simmons, Lauren walks off and More!!!
*We will be taking a brief hiatus for Lauren to give birth and for Rory to convince Lauren not to divorce him. We will return in July with a brand new season of Unholy Matrimony, including our 1-year show anniversary!!!
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Thanks for listening!
On this week’s show…Rory & Lauren are Jon & Kate Plus 8, without the 8 kids. They’re just really crappy parents (well, mainly Rory). Tune in to hear all the horrible things Rory has done to his son and continues to do live on the air!!!
Also on the show…the wackiness of musician Emotron, the gayness of Rory, the countdown to kid #2, yet another prank on Rory’s Mom, Lauren could blow at any moment, Family Drama, SLCF of the Week and More!!!
Have a suggestion for the show? Want to give us some feedback? Our 1-year anniversary show is coming so let us know what you like…drop us an email!!!
We appreciate all the listeners…without you we have no show.
This week’s show was …no day at the beach! (pun intended)
Lauren gets so fed up with Rory that she storms off the show mid-broadcast…only to be replaced by RORY’S MOM!!!
This is a show that must be heard to be believed!!!
(Lauren also physically feels horrible, as she’s about to explode from the pregnancy)
The trouble begins when Nasty Nikki checks in at the beginning of the broadcast and then it all goes downhill from there!
Have a suggestion or want to give us a shout? Hit us up with an email at:
rory@unholymatrimonyshow.com lauren@unholymatrimonyshow.com
We appreciate the support!
