Here’s a pic of Rory and Lauren on their honeymoon. Seven years later  and the honeymoon is OVER!!!

On this week’s show we celebrate our 7-year wedding anniversary!

In a move that sums up their marriage…Lauren storms off the show!!!

Tune in to hear why???

Also on the show:

-Rory’s Mom celebrates her 60th birthday!

-Famous Author Dr. Susan Forward talks about when your lover is a liar!      www.SusanForward.com

-Hollywood Pete hangs with “E” from HBO’s Entourage!

Plus we’ve got a full on facial update, kid birthday parties, great moments in Rory/Lauren history, and More!!!

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It’s an all cougar edition of Unholy Matrimony Show this week.

We’ve got a special V-Game with nuthin’ but cougars!!!!

Plus, from Comedy Central… Cougar Comedienne Tracy Smith!!!

www.MySpace.com/ComicTracy

Also on the show this week, Lauren Hates Rory, Jenny Goguen, Halloween and Rory’s Rules for a Happy Marriage!!!

By popular demand here are Rory’s Rules:

1. Force yourself to have sex.

2. Take turns wiping your kid’s ass.

3. Watch television shows that you hate.

4. Hang out with each other.

5. Don’t buy stuff.

6. Don’t be a miserable c*nt.

7. Never side with your parents over your spouse.

8. No friends of the opposite sex.

9. Don’t be a lazy, fat piece of crap.

10. No bickering around other people.

11. Drink alcohol regularly.

12. No punching each other in the face.

There you go…for more info download the show!

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Rory’s Mom is back live in studio and she’s as crazy as ever!

For the first time ever listeners ask Rory’s Mom anything they want and the result is downright disturbing!!!

Rory reveals all about his dysfunctional upbringing including…

-NO HAIRCUTS

-NO BREAKFAST!

-NO PUPPYS!

Also, Lauren’s OTHER BRO checks in with some shocking revelations!

It’s an all family edition of Unholy Matrimony!!!

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Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

Lauren@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

On this week’s show Rory finally gets his revenge by confronting Lauren’s sh*t talking best friend live on the air!!!

This one is for all the fellas who have always wanted to tell off the pain in the ass best friend of a wife or girlfriend!

Also on this controversial episode of Unholy Matrimony…

-Lauren’s Heavy Flow!

-Swine Flu!

-Facials!

-Boob Sex!

-Where The Wild Things Are!

-Debut of “Hollywood Pete”!

-Jim Nantz!

-Rory’s Crazy Schemes!

Plus…Is Rory a good Dad or is he raising another Balloon Boy???

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It was another chaotic live show this week!

Lauren compares boob size with a fellow female listener!

Special Guest Co-Host is Comedian Johnny Millwater!

Johnny discusses impending fatherhood, respect for his wife, smoking weed, pooping his pants, spraining his ankle seven times, being fat, hating his parents, manic depression, eating fire and More!!!

Johnny’s website is www.ScrewTheAmish.com (NO JOKE)

Also on the show… wrestling announcer Eric Garguilo (www.CamelClutchBlog.com)

Plus…Rory’s racist Dad, Website game, Is this Gay and More!!!

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This week…our favorite show discussed with a V-GAME!!!

Plus, we’ve got 90210 (the new one) writer Caprice Crane on the show! Mainly, Rory just tells her how much he hates the evil entity MTV…

Also on the show…LAUREN GETS UPSET AGAIN…MAMA’S AND PAPA’S EWWW GROSS…TOO FAR WITH LAST WEEK’S PRANK CALL…DRIVING WITH BAD LEG…LAUREN ISN’T COOL BUT SHE DOES DO THINKS TO BOYFRIENDS IN SUPERMARKETS…REASONS GUYS DUMP THEIR GIRLFRIENDS…HIGH SCHOOL KIDS LOVE RORY AND LAUREN…AND MORE!!!

Have a guest suggestion???

We’ll do our best to get ‘em! Email Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

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Show was on Saturday night this week and it was CRAZY!

Jenny Goguen calls in from the set of Richard Simmons’ “Sweatin’ to the Oldies”  to talk about all the fatties, as well as her friendship with the world’s most flamboyant fitness guru!

This week’s episode also features shocking revelations…

-Lauren ruins the bed sheets!

-Rory invades the girls’ bathroom on Spring Break!

-Lauren disposes of gross things on neighbors’ lawns!

-Birth control gone wrong!

Plus, in the most shocking revelation of all… Lauren prank calls her brother live on the air to tell him that his parents have been in a terrible car accident…listen to him cry!

We also have very special guest Tiffany Flair!

Tiffany gives Lauren some exercise tips and dishes on her recent divorce from professional wrestler Ric Flair!

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This week the show nearly goes up in flames as the baby is up throughout the show and Lauren’s bum leg keeps getting in the way! (Makes for stressful, yet somewhat entertaining radio)

On the show… Lauren discusses getting naked on crutches, her friends being a bad influence, proper childcare, why all girls suck, losing her religion and More!

Also, Adult Film Legend Lexington Steele returns to give some sex advice to Lauren’s Bro!

This time Lex gets offended about “mixing Kool-Aid” and smelly coochy!

We also have a special V-Game for the MTV Video Music Awards…our own version of the V-MA’S featuring Taylor Swift, Pink, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Kanye West and More!

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Thanks for listening!

****UPDATE-We’ll be doing a special show on Saturday night September 26 at 9:00 pm ET. No show on Sunday.

On this week’s show Lauren is hardcore (unfortunately she doesn’t do hardcore).

Lauren does the show 3 days after having surgery on a shattered ankle! She’s got all sorts of metal and slugs in her!

Special commercial free edition of Unholy matrimony this week!

The episode features yet another prank call to Rory’s Mom and once again she falls for it…this time Rory says Lauren is pregnant again and they’ve decided to abort the baby!

Also on the show…Lauren’s OTHER Bro finally gets some…Douche Bags discussed with Comedienne Mia Jackson…Lots of broken leg banter…and LOTS More!

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Coming soon…the return of LEXINGTON STEELE!

Wish Lauren a speedy recovery by emailing her at Lauren@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

(especially during a podcast)

On this week’s show Lauren takes some ludes before the show (by accident) and passes out live on the air!!!

Plus…Comedian SCOTTY O makes his triumphant return and delivers an incredible prank call to RORY’S MOM!!!

Topics discussed on this week’s episode include…salad tossing…talkie bj’s…external load blowing…sex in a c-section scar…kissing mistakes…and More!!!

Hit us up with an email Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com or Lauren@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

***Listen live  and chat with us Sunday nights at 9:00 PM EST

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***UPDATE-NO SHOW LABOR DAY WEEKEND…

***LAUREN BROKE HER ANKLE!

***WE’LL BE BACK SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13TH!!!