THE END…OUR LAST SHOW IS JANUARY 3!!!

SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!

I’M AFRAID IT IS…

On SUNDAY, JANUARY 3rd, 2010 we will have our final show ever!!!

There are many reasons for this decision…

Lack of funds and funding, fights within our marriage, the second child, lack of time, decreased listener participation, laziness, etc.

Bottom line is WE’RE DONE.

But, we want our last show to be for our LISTENERS!!!

What do you want to see on the last show?

Who was your favorite guest?

What was your favorite moment?

EMAIL us with any thought, statement or opinion you have and we’ll incorporate into our final show.

Please email us at Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

*Also,if you want to call in to our final show please email us and we’ll setup a time and phone number for you to call in and say your goodbye.

You can also email us why you think we shouldn’t stop doing the show…who knows, maybe we’ll pull a Brett Favre and come out of retirement.

Meanwhile, we had our second to last show on December 13 featuring plenty of Tiger Woods talk and the return of comedian Scotty O!!!

Again, we won’t be having another show until January 3rd, 2010 and IT WILL BE OUR LAST!

Email Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com and be part of the END!

TALKIN’ TURKEY!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM UNHOLY MATRIMONY!

This week on the show we’ve got all sorts of holiday fun including…

*Sexy Thanksgiving slang!

*Rory FINALLY thanks Lauren for something!!

*Lauren has a VERY upset tummy!!!

We’re also verrrrrrry thankful for our special guest…fitness model and author LaReine Chabut!

www.LaReineChabut.com

LaReine gives Lauren some fitness advice (not that she needs it) and also dishes on muffin tops, kangaroo pouches, the Kardashians, and being hit on by Don Johnson!

We also have special appearances by…

*Oprah!

*Sarah Palin!

*Robert Pattinson!

(By “special appearances” we mean that we talk about these people on the show)

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LAUREN’S BIRTHDAY MIX TAPE

Rory makes Lauren a “mix tape” for her birthday and it features PLENTY of Lady Gaga…Rory is obsessed (and he’s somewhat gay)

Also on the show Comedian Ward Anderson (www.WardAnderson.net ) discusses  his relations with a Spice Girl, current girlfriend, working with Screech from “Saved By The Bell”, and a new contest where you can name his book!

Plus… Lauren’s Best Friend, Two-Faced Jen discusses her drinking problem and manages to talk some smack on her husband…

We’ve also got, Lauren’s Rules for a happy marriage, a facial update, tampons used as home decoration and MORE!!!

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SEVEN-YEAR ITCH

Here’s a pic of Rory and Lauren on their honeymoon. Seven years later  and the honeymoon is OVER!!!

On this week’s show we celebrate our 7-year wedding anniversary!

In a move that sums up their marriage…Lauren storms off the show!!!

Tune in to hear why???

Also on the show:

-Rory’s Mom celebrates her 60th birthday!

-Famous Author Dr. Susan Forward talks about when your lover is a liar!      www.SusanForward.com

-Hollywood Pete hangs with “E” from HBO’s Entourage!

Plus we’ve got a full on facial update, kid birthday parties, great moments in Rory/Lauren history, and More!!!

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COUGARS!

It’s an all cougar edition of Unholy Matrimony Show this week.

We’ve got a special V-Game with nuthin’ but cougars!!!!

Plus, from Comedy Central… Cougar Comedienne Tracy Smith!!!

www.MySpace.com/ComicTracy

Also on the show this week, Lauren Hates Rory, Jenny Goguen, Halloween and Rory’s Rules for a Happy Marriage!!!

By popular demand here are Rory’s Rules:

1. Force yourself to have sex.

2. Take turns wiping your kid’s ass.

3. Watch television shows that you hate.

4. Hang out with each other.

5. Don’t buy stuff.

6. Don’t be a miserable c*nt.

7. Never side with your parents over your spouse.

8. No friends of the opposite sex.

9. Don’t be a lazy, fat piece of crap.

10. No bickering around other people.

11. Drink alcohol regularly.

12. No punching each other in the face.

There you go…for more info download the show!

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RORY’S MOM RETURNS!

Rory’s Mom is back live in studio and she’s as crazy as ever!

For the first time ever listeners ask Rory’s Mom anything they want and the result is downright disturbing!!!

Rory reveals all about his dysfunctional upbringing including…

-NO HAIRCUTS

-NO BREAKFAST!

-NO PUPPYS!

Also, Lauren’s OTHER BRO checks in with some shocking revelations!

It’s an all family edition of Unholy Matrimony!!!

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Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

Lauren@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

RORY’S REVENGE

On this week’s show Rory finally gets his revenge by confronting Lauren’s sh*t talking best friend live on the air!!!

This one is for all the fellas who have always wanted to tell off the pain in the ass best friend of a wife or girlfriend!

Also on this controversial episode of Unholy Matrimony…

-Lauren’s Heavy Flow!

-Swine Flu!

-Facials!

-Boob Sex!

-Where The Wild Things Are!

-Debut of “Hollywood Pete”!

-Jim Nantz!

-Rory’s Crazy Schemes!

Plus…Is Rory a good Dad or is he raising another Balloon Boy???

LISTEN LIVE SUNDAY NIGHTS AT 9:00 PM ET ON www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

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THEY’RE REAL!

It was another chaotic live show this week!

Lauren compares boob size with a fellow female listener!

Special Guest Co-Host is Comedian Johnny Millwater!

Johnny discusses impending fatherhood, respect for his wife, smoking weed, pooping his pants, spraining his ankle seven times, being fat, hating his parents, manic depression, eating fire and More!!!

Johnny’s website is www.ScrewTheAmish.com (NO JOKE)

Also on the show… wrestling announcer Eric Garguilo (www.CamelClutchBlog.com)

Plus…Rory’s racist Dad, Website game, Is this Gay and More!!!

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9021-OH-NO

This week…our favorite show discussed with a V-GAME!!!

Plus, we’ve got 90210 (the new one) writer Caprice Crane on the show! Mainly, Rory just tells her how much he hates the evil entity MTV…

Also on the show…LAUREN GETS UPSET AGAIN…MAMA’S AND PAPA’S EWWW GROSS…TOO FAR WITH LAST WEEK’S PRANK CALL…DRIVING WITH BAD LEG…LAUREN ISN’T COOL BUT SHE DOES DO THINKS TO BOYFRIENDS IN SUPERMARKETS…REASONS GUYS DUMP THEIR GIRLFRIENDS…HIGH SCHOOL KIDS LOVE RORY AND LAUREN…AND MORE!!!

Have a guest suggestion???

We’ll do our best to get ‘em! Email Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

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SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Show was on Saturday night this week and it was CRAZY!

Jenny Goguen calls in from the set of Richard Simmons’ “Sweatin’ to the Oldies”  to talk about all the fatties, as well as her friendship with the world’s most flamboyant fitness guru!

This week’s episode also features shocking revelations…

-Lauren ruins the bed sheets!

-Rory invades the girls’ bathroom on Spring Break!

-Lauren disposes of gross things on neighbors’ lawns!

-Birth control gone wrong!

Plus, in the most shocking revelation of all… Lauren prank calls her brother live on the air to tell him that his parents have been in a terrible car accident…listen to him cry!

We also have very special guest Tiffany Flair!

Tiffany gives Lauren some exercise tips and dishes on her recent divorce from professional wrestler Ric Flair!

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