Archive for June, 2009

WE’RE POOPED!!!

June 28, 2009

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Well, pretty much just Lauren and the baby…Rory feels great!!!

We make our triumphant return live this Sunday, July 5th at 9:00 PM EST.

Tune in live to watch on www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

We’ll be discussing all kinds of baby stuff, a possible divorce and the argument on circumcision.

The new podcast should be posted on July 6th

See you then!

BABY ON BOARD!

June 14, 2009

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Well, it finally happened…Lauren popped our son out!

Tyler Dylan Karpf was born on Thursday, June 11th at 11:50 AM.

He is named after Tyler Durden and Dylan Mckay, respectively.

Mom and baby are now home and everyone is trying to adjust. We will be taking a 4-week hiatus from the show and will return (hopefully):

UPDATED: Sunday, July 5th at 9:00 PM EST

In the interim, we’re hoping to upgrade our chat service so we’ll have less crashing during our live show. We also have our 1-year anniversary of being on the air coming up this summer…it will be a 3-hour spectacular so look forward to that!

Thanks to everyone for their well wishes, we really appreciate it.

Now here are some pics to gross you out…

The C-Section:

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The Placenta:

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Rory asleep afterwards:

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WHAT A TOOL!

June 8, 2009

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This week…LAUREN GOES INTO LABOR LIVE ON THE AIR…AND RORY CONTINUES!!!!!! How could this be???? Tune in as this must be heard to be believed!

Also on the show…Reggie Sweetpuss returns, Exclusive interview with Lauren’s Fetus, Comedian Heath Hyche from “Last Comic Standing”, Review of “The Hangover”, Josh and Jenny Goguen, Richard Simmons, Lauren walks off and More!!!

*We will be taking a brief hiatus for Lauren to give birth and for Rory to convince Lauren not to divorce him. We will return in July with a brand new season of Unholy Matrimony, including our 1-year show anniversary!!!

Download the podcast at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/itunes

Thanks for listening!

Have Rory & Lauren Become Jon & Kate?!

June 2, 2009

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On this week’s show…Rory & Lauren are Jon & Kate Plus 8, without the 8 kids. They’re just really crappy parents (well, mainly Rory). Tune in to hear all the horrible things Rory has done to his son and continues to do live on the air!!!

Also on the show…the wackiness of musician Emotron, the gayness of Rory, the countdown to kid #2, yet another prank on Rory’s Mom, Lauren could blow at any moment, Family Drama, SLCF of the Week and More!!!

Have a suggestion for the show? Want to give us some feedback? Our 1-year anniversary show is coming so let us know what you like…drop us an email!!!

We appreciate all the listeners…without you we have no show.