Archive for April, 2009

LAUREN SAVES THE DAY-SPECIAL NIRVANA SHOW!

April 27, 2009

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Everyone loves Lauren…especially at 8 months pregnant!

Rory is once again a total douche bag, forcing Lauren to take over. Everyone wins!

This week…Comic Kerry White causes chaos…Chad Channing, original drummer for Nirvana talks music, Seattle and Kurt Cobain…Rory mourns Bea Arthur…Flirting Techniques…Boner Game…Lauren’s Other Bro is humiliated…Pregnancy Pain…Lots of other stuff!!!

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Also next week…we’ll have on comedian DC Pierson from sketch group Derrick Comedy. He’s featured in this sketch which has gotten over 12 million hits on You Tube!

Rory Hits The High Notes!!!

April 20, 2009

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Tune in and hear Rory hit musical notes that will make you question if he actually has testicles!

Also…The BATTLE OF THE LAUREN’S BROS BEGINS!

Who will get more ho’s???

Author of “Loose Girl”,  Kerry Cohen ( www.kerry-cohen.com ) offers to sleep with the winning bro and dishes plenty of dirt on her own sex life!

Plus…Rory’s Mom Returns, Lauren is in love with Larry from “Perfect Strangers”, Emails and More!!!

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Coming next week…CHAD CHANNING, original drummer of Nirvana and founder of Before Cars!!!

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Why are we talking about The Cranberries???

April 13, 2009

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Download the podcast to find out why!!!

On this epic edition of the Unholy Matrimony Show…Comedian Ward Anderson (www.WardAnderson.net) talks about his Passover experience, INXS prank, sex with a Spice Girl and the good ol’ days of porno! It’s an interview not to be missed…

Also…Comic Steve Forrest (he has no website) joins us live in studio to play the “How Hammered” and “Am I Gay” games! Guess what? He’s pretty gay!

Plus…Lauren’s Bro joins us on the phone to discuss the epic “BATTLE OF THE BROS” competition!

Did we mention…Rory’s gross habits, Divorce stories, Laguna Beach, Making Love to Betty White and lots more!!!

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LADIES NIGHT!

April 6, 2009

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We have an all female guest lineup this week…okay, so I guess that makes it guy’s night!

Special Guest Comedienne  live in Studio! She’s played in Los Angeles, New York and everywhere in between. She got her start as a circus clown!

Also on the show… Oral Allison, the voice of all those UMS jingles!!! Listen as Oral, openly discusses her bisexuality, as well as her love of all things oral.

Plus we’ve got…a  shaman lady who claims to be reborn, debut of the “How Hammered” Game,  Listener Phone Calls, Emails, Engagement Truths and LOTS and LOTS of Vagina talk!!!

This show has something for everyone!

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