CARROT TOP INVADES UNHOLY MATRIMONY!!!

Actually, a very subdued and surprisingly calm Carrot Top joined us  to talk about his comedy career, haters, bodybuilding, plastic surgery rumors, manscaping, life in Las Vegas and more!!!

Also on this HUGE edition of the show…Debra Marshall, the ex-wife on NFL player Steve McMichael and professional wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin!!!

Debra honestly and openly discusses her marriages ending, experiences in the wrestling business and domestic abuse struggles with Steve Austin…it’s  a SWEET Interview!!!

This show is JAM PACKED…Comedienne Mia Jackson checks in (www.MiaJackson.com), We play the website game, Lauren is abused by Rory, Lauren may have an emotional affair, Lauren’s pregnancy leads to more snoring, coughing, farting and peeing!!!

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Also, shoot us an email… rory@unholymatrimonyshow.com and lauren@unholymatrimonyshow.com …ask us a question, name our baby, let us know what you think!!!

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Rory Asks…What Would Luke Perry Do?

Confused? Creeped Out? Check out the latest show to find out what the heck we’re even talking about!!!

On this very special edition of Unholy Matrimony…the one and only NASTY NIKKI answers your questions and the results are INCREDIBLE!!!

Also on the show…Rory and Lauren consult a divorce advisor www.YourDivorceAdvisor.com, Keanu Reeves can’t act, Nice guys finish last, and Rory’s Dad checks in with his usual racist rant!!!

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COMING NEXT WEEK:

Debra Marshall, ex-wife of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin 

Comedian Carrot Top!!!

THE LEGEND RETURNS

Comedian Scott O makes his epic return to the show and does he ever deliver. Hear Scott riff on cock blocking fellow comedian Norm Macdonald; Scott’s sister walking in as he tries to blow himself; an interesting take on Rhianna; and his fascination with Anal!!!

Also…for the first time ever…Lauren’s OTHER Bro!!!!

This bro also can’t get no ho’s!

Plus…

-Anal Expert Tristan Taormino!

-Oral Allison sings some new jingles!

-Am I Gay Game!

-Bacon Karpf

This show has something for everyone…to find offensive!

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THE ART OF MACKIN’

THIS WEEK… AUTHOR KING FLEX JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE ART OF MACKIN’ www.theartofmackin.com

King Flex drops all sorts of knowledge… such as the key component to getting women, why Tupac was a genius, and how married dudes can get more play!! Holla!!!

Also, Reggie Sweetpuss makes his return to the show… live in studio!!!

This episode of UMS is out of control…a Divorce Lawyer chats it up, Lauren is very ill, Coop keeps interrupting, Nasty Nikki pops in and we introduce the S.L.C.F. of the Week…It’s CRAZY!!!

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LAUREN’S BRO CAN’T GET NO HO’S!!!

Pictured: Lauren (pre-pregnancy) with her bro.

This week on the show Lauren’s Bro checks in from Penn State with a real, live girl in his dorm room!!! Unfortunately, she then gets on the phone and explains why she’ll never give Lauren’s Bro any nookie…but she sounds hot and plays The V-Game!!!

Also on the show, America’s most hated Reality Television Star Jonny Fairplay!!! Jonny dishes all the dirt on Survivor, Danny Bonaduce, Tyra Banks and More!!!

Plus, we’ve got Rory’s creepy radio voice, tips to save money, crazy state laws, wild threesomes and more!!!

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