Rory’s Disturbing Childhood

A rare glimpse into what turned Rory into Rory!!!

This week’s show…Rory’s Mom is live in studio!!!

She discusses things a Mother should never, ever, never discuss with her son.

It’s actually too disturbing to list, you’ll just have to tune in…prepare to vomit.

Also on the program, from Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show and VH-1 Celebrity Fit Club-Gay Comedian ANT!!!

Listen as ANT confronts Rory’s homophobic Dad.

We also have Author Cynthia Gentry, who makes the mistake of actually being a guest on our show. www.cwgentry.com

Download the podcast at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

Listen live every Sunday night at 9:00 PM EST on our site and over at www.Stickam.com

Holla!!!

Thank You Listeners!

I wanted to take a moment to simply say thanks to all our dedicated listeners. Without you guys we would have no show. Over the last few weeks we ‘ve had some incredible chat rooms, with thousands of people tuning in live.  Our Baby Naming Contest is going great. We appreciate all your feedback and how everyone is trying their best to promote our show. We started small. Now, we are trying to grow. We have some very exciting happenings in 2009, so keep tuning in!

If you have any suggestions or just want to drop us a line, my email is Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

Lauren’s email is Lauren@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

We always love hearing from you!

This week on the show, Unholy Matrimony goes Hollywood with movie producer Mark Ciardi!

Mark has produced the films “Invincible” starring Mark Wahlberg, “The Game Plan” starring Duane ‘The Rock’ Johnson, “Miracle” starring Kurt Russell and “The Rookie” starring Dennis Quaid.

Also on the show-voluptuous comedienne Mia Jackson! www.MiaJackson.com

And boyish comedienne Jelisa Castrodale!  http://keepyourreceipt.blogspot.com/

Topics on the show discussed-Pee Farts, V Games, Knee Creases, Chick Flix and Just the Tip!

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www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

I’m going to try to update this blog more often with random stuff so please keep checking back. Also, the rules of the “Name Our Baby Contest” have changed. You can submit any boy name that you think works with Karpf. But remember,  to qualify you must do something to promote our show!

Coming next week: Comedian ANT from VH1 Celebrity Fit Club!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with the Internet’s Favorite Couple…

We have a Special Valentine’s Day Show for ya!

Pregnancy Sex Expert Robin Elise Weiss Joins the Show! (www.RobinEliseWeiss.com )

So does Love Doctor Ava Cadell!!! ( www.LoveologyUniversity.com)

This show features…A Boob Job Gone Wrong, Oral Tips, Tantric Sex, Knee Creases, Rock Paper Scissors for Anal, and Rory Reads a Love Poem to Lauren!

LISTEN LIVES SUNDAYS AT 9:00 PM EST ON www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com     www.Stickam.com/unholymatrimony

Leave us a review at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

NEXT WEEK-Unholy Matrimony Goes HOLLYWOOD!!!

Is Rory Gay???

THE QUESTION IS ANSWERED BY OLYMPIC HERO AND GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST GREG LOUGANIS, AS HE PLAYS THE “AM I GAY” GAME WITH RORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show but it is not without controversy…she seems to be very upset with Nasty Nikki!!!

Plus, We got an Update on Lauren’s Bro from Penn State University, Lauren’s Placenta Drops, and the Sex of Rory and Lauren’s Baby is Revealed!!!

***We’re changing up the rules of the “Name Our Baby” Contest, as you can now submit any name you want. Remember, to qualify you must do something to promote our show. For instance, you could leave us a review on Itunes at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

THANKS FOR LISTENING!!!