Archive for December, 2008

Awesome Guest!!!

December 29, 2008

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Openly Gay Professional Wrestler Chris Kanyon Dishes Dirt on Bret Hart, Arn Anderson, Dennis Rodman, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Jay Leno, and More!!!

Kanyon also has the Hots for Lauren’s Brother, who is Live in Studio!!!

Also, Fake or Real Websites, Comedian Joe Zimmerman, Baby Names and Our Biggest Chat Room Ever!!!

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Thanks For Listening!!!

NAME OUR BABY!!!

December 22, 2008

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We have a new contest on our show-Lauren is pregnant and you can choose the name of our child!!!

Here’s how it works:

1. Find a creative way to promote the show and spread the word to the  masses. Some examples: Make some UMS bumper stickers, get us some Itunes reviews, send out emails, design a poster, just do something!

2. Email what you’ve done to baby@unholymatrimonyshow.com , along with your names for a boy and a girl.

3. The name can’t be a joke (but feel free to send some along also).

4. The name must have an alliteration with “Karpf”. It needs to start with a “C” or “K”.  Some examples: Kelly, Kellsey, Connor, Cooper, Cale, Calvin, Kathy, Carter, etc. Get the point?

5. We’ll have a baby naming ceremony on the show and you will be the star. Lauren and we’ll decide by whoever does the most to spread the word of the show.

Don’t ask how I convinced Lauren to do this…

For more info, download our latest show at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

Musician EmoTron joined us!

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This dude  does crazy stuff on stage like pooping, peeing, puking…he’s CRAZY!

Also on the show former UFC Heavyweight Champion Dan “The Beast” Severn talks  about his Retirement Tour, Diarrhea, Dana White, Vince McMahon, Domestic Violence, Brock Lesnar, Rashad Evans and M&M’S!

We also chat about Christmas, Hanukkah, SLCF Shirts, Emails and More!!!

The Beast is Coming!!!

December 16, 2008

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Former UFC Heavyweight Champion Dan “The Beast” Severn will be on our show Sunday, December 21st! Listen as yet another professional fighter calls Rory a Pussy!!!

The latest edition of the Unholy Matrimony Show has also been uploaded…

Mistress Minax the Bondage Queen joins the show to talk all sorts of freaky stuff!!!

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She’s talkin’ about medical play, mummification, ritualization and Intimidation Water Sports!!!

This chick is crazy!!!!! (She also thinks Rory is a pussy)

Also on the BIG show:

Rory’s Dad is racist?!

Why does Lauren’s Family Hate Rory?!

Who is Reggie Sweetpus?!

And More Baby Talk!!!

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Lauren is Pregnant!!!

December 8, 2008

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OH NO!

What does this mean for the show?

How big will Lauren’s boobs get?

What name for the baby will the listeners choose?

Also on the show, a sex therapist comes on to give some advice and the creator of MyFatSpouse.com offends everyone (except Rory)!

To download, visit www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

***We’ll have a special broadcast this Thursday, December 11th at 9:00 PM EST. We hope to broadcast live on www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

If not, check www.ubroadcast.com/comedy Channel 200

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!