RORY AND LAUREN OVER THE EDGE???

July 6, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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Well…they’re not dangling babies over ledges like Michael Jackson (R.I.P.), but Rory may be close to jumping off a cliff!

Unholy Matrimony finally returns…but with no Lauren…however, her best friend Nasty Nikki fills in!!

On this week’s show…TONS of baby talk…bad hormones…big dumpers…fitness advice…Rory is still a jerk…Michael Jackson talk…Chelsea Handler and More!

Plus baby and fitness experts Cathy Moxley www.busymomsolutions.com  and La Reine Chabut www.losethatbabyfat.com  provide Rory some tips on how to stop being such a jackass…Good Luck!

Download the podcast at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

WE’RE POOPED!!!

June 28, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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Well, pretty much just Lauren and the baby…Rory feels great!!!

We make our triumphant return live this Sunday, July 5th at 9:00 PM EST.

Tune in live to watch on www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

We’ll be discussing all kinds of baby stuff, a possible divorce and the argument on circumcision.

The new podcast should be posted on July 6th

See you then!

BABY ON BOARD!

June 14, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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Well, it finally happened…Lauren popped our son out!

Tyler Dylan Karpf was born on Thursday, June 11th at 11:50 AM.

He is named after Tyler Durden and Dylan Mckay, respectively.

Mom and baby are now home and everyone is trying to adjust. We will be taking a 4-week hiatus from the show and will return (hopefully):

UPDATED: Sunday, July 5th at 9:00 PM EST

In the interim, we’re hoping to upgrade our chat service so we’ll have less crashing during our live show. We also have our 1-year anniversary of being on the air coming up this summer…it will be a 3-hour spectacular so look forward to that!

Thanks to everyone for their well wishes, we really appreciate it.

Now here are some pics to gross you out…

The C-Section:

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The Placenta:

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Rory asleep afterwards:

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WHAT A TOOL!

June 8, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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This week…LAUREN GOES INTO LABOR LIVE ON THE AIR…AND RORY CONTINUES!!!!!! How could this be???? Tune in as this must be heard to be believed!

Also on the show…Reggie Sweetpuss returns, Exclusive interview with Lauren’s Fetus, Comedian Heath Hyche from “Last Comic Standing”, Review of “The Hangover”, Josh and Jenny Goguen, Richard Simmons, Lauren walks off and More!!!

*We will be taking a brief hiatus for Lauren to give birth and for Rory to convince Lauren not to divorce him. We will return in July with a brand new season of Unholy Matrimony, including our 1-year show anniversary!!!

Download the podcast at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/itunes

Thanks for listening!

Have Rory & Lauren Become Jon & Kate?!

June 2, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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On this week’s show…Rory & Lauren are Jon & Kate Plus 8, without the 8 kids. They’re just really crappy parents (well, mainly Rory). Tune in to hear all the horrible things Rory has done to his son and continues to do live on the air!!!

Also on the show…the wackiness of musician Emotron, the gayness of Rory, the countdown to kid #2, yet another prank on Rory’s Mom, Lauren could blow at any moment, Family Drama, SLCF of the Week and More!!!

Have a suggestion for the show? Want to give us some feedback? Our 1-year anniversary show is coming so let us know what you like…drop us an email!!!

We appreciate all the listeners…without you we have no show.

MEMORIAL DAY DRAMA!!!

May 25, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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This week’s show was …no day at the beach! (pun intended)

Lauren gets so fed up with Rory that she storms off the show mid-broadcast…only to be replaced by RORY’S MOM!!!

This is a show that must be heard to be believed!!!

(Lauren also physically feels horrible, as she’s about to explode from the pregnancy)

The trouble begins when Nasty Nikki checks in at the beginning of the broadcast and then it all goes downhill from there!

Have a suggestion or want to give us a shout? Hit us up with an email at:

 rory@unholymatrimonyshow.com  lauren@unholymatrimonyshow.com

We appreciate the support!

SHIRTS!!!

May 19, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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UNHOLY MATRIMONY SHIRTS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

Right now we have an official show shirt, as well as some spiffy ”V-Game” apparel!

Click the “shirts” tab on our site to order!

After a week off for Mother’s Day we’re back with a jam packed show!!!

Lauren pulls off an incredible prank call to Rory’s Mom claiming that Rory hit her in the face…and Rory’s Mom falls for it! This is truly an UHM CLASSIC!

Also, the Battle of the Bros intensifies and it gets personal between the bros. Which one will be able to get more hos’????

Plus, we’ve got tons of new sexual banter, new games, new articles, new SLCF of the week and MORE!

Download the podcast at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

THANKS FOR LISTENING!

LAUREN IS REALLY, REALLY PREGNANT!

May 5, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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OK, maybe she’s not Octomom pregnant, but she feels like it!

After an early labor scare Lauren still manages to do the show, even though she can barely move!

Featured Guests include DC Pierson from Derrick Comedy and star of the new movie “Mystery Team”

Also, Comedian Keith Alberstadt from David Letterman!

We’ve got tons of stuff on the big show including…Newlywed Game, Tampon Talk, Fetishes, Rory Gets Humiliated, SLCF of the Week and More!!!

Download the podcast now at

www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

Thanks for listening!

***NO MOTHER’S DAY SHOW THIS WEEK. TECH PROBLEMS…LAUREN’S WATER DIDN’T BREAK BUT OUR COMPUTER DID. WE’LL BE BACK SUNDAY, MAY 17TH AT 9:00 PM EST!

LAUREN SAVES THE DAY-SPECIAL NIRVANA SHOW!

April 27, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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Everyone loves Lauren…especially at 8 months pregnant!

Rory is once again a total douche bag, forcing Lauren to take over. Everyone wins!

This week…Comic Kerry White causes chaos…Chad Channing, original drummer for Nirvana talks music, Seattle and Kurt Cobain…Rory mourns Bea Arthur…Flirting Techniques…Boner Game…Lauren’s Other Bro is humiliated…Pregnancy Pain…Lots of other stuff!!!

*NEXT WEEK-WE PLAY THE NEWLYWED GAME! SEND US QUESTIONS YOU WANT US TO INCLUDE TO Rory@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com or Lauren@UnholyMatrimonyShow.com

Also next week…we’ll have on comedian DC Pierson from sketch group Derrick Comedy. He’s featured in this sketch which has gotten over 12 million hits on You Tube!

Rory Hits The High Notes!!!

April 20, 2009 by unholymatrimony

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Tune in and hear Rory hit musical notes that will make you question if he actually has testicles!

Also…The BATTLE OF THE LAUREN’S BROS BEGINS!

Who will get more ho’s???

Author of “Loose Girl”,  Kerry Cohen ( www.kerry-cohen.com ) offers to sleep with the winning bro and dishes plenty of dirt on her own sex life!

Plus…Rory’s Mom Returns, Lauren is in love with Larry from “Perfect Strangers”, Emails and More!!!

Download the podcast at www.UnholyMatrimonyShow.com/Itunes

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Coming next week…CHAD CHANNING, original drummer of Nirvana and founder of Before Cars!!!

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